I love that for football players, the main criteria for being allowed to play somewhere is that you haven't killed anyone yet. Ahh, football.

Players N.F.L. Banished Find Refuge in Canada - New York Times

Ask a Hill Staffer: Speaker ?Sergeant? Slaughter - Wonkette:

"Think about Clinton's Presidency vs. Bush's Presidency: Clinton got laid all the time, the economy boomed, and we didn't go to war for 8 years. Bush goes to bed at 10, and even Laura has said she's not getting satisfied in the private quarters of the White House. Economy in the shitter, fighting two wars... the correlation is obvious."

Ahh yes. My kind of political analysis.

This apalls me. So little forsight.

Poll: Most Americans Support NSA's Efforts

Well, chicks do like fine, fine theories.

qwantz.com - dinosaur comics - May 11th 2006

I'd like to see the assfuck who said this when his wife says "Sorry sweetie, we're never having sex again, I don't want anymore babies.":

"Many social conservatives say, however, that contraceptives have limitations and that the only way a woman can ensure she will not have an unintended pregnancy is to refrain from sexual intercourse until she is ready to have a child."

Unwanted Pregnancies Rise for Poor Women

Politicians never paid attention to science before. Why would they start now?

Study Reconciles Data in Measuring Climate Change